Chocolates Shaped Like an Anus

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Keen to find out more, I spoke to Irvin about why we should be declaring our love with chocolate arseholes this V-Day. We poured scented wax into a mould of an anus, so you can experience this wonderous state of the sublime. If that alone doesn’t get you there, double up with our world renowned chocolate anus. Sight, touch, taste, and smell, the rest is up to you! From cooked insects to fermented bird meat, humans have been eating all kinds of outrageous foods for hundreds of years, but there are some things that I just wouldn’t dream of putting in my mouth. One of them is the anus-shaped Belgian chocolates sold by a cheeky British chocolaterie.

Initially Mr Irvin tried to cast his own anus with messy and disastrous results. Whilst explaining his failure to a chance acquaintance at a bus stop he was gratified to find that his fellow bus passenger was willing to allow him to cast her anus. The job was done in just over half an hour later that afternoon and all subsequent anuses have been based on this casting. It is a matter of interest that the person who kindly donated her service has no idea that her anus has now gone global.We have always believed the chocolate anus is a gift to the world. Although it may look little more than a mouthful, in truth, it’s bigger than any of us can imagine! The reach and depth of the Edible Anus, and what it represents, go far beyond a chocolate novelty. The Anus has it’s roots in the very fabric of society. “ We’ve all got one and they are all different” is a call to acceptance, a call to brother and sisterhood. A call to the human family. No matter where you are from, how you look…be you rich or poor, any gender, sexual orientation…we all find a baseline with the anus. So pay attention because that’s a beautiful thing! What we sponsor

You know, Bataille likened the sun to an anus. Not just because of its amazing productive capacity but because of its tendency to scandalize, to force us to look into the dark. Well, what’s a better way to get to know your dark shadowy side and to introduce it to others than to take a plaster cast of your own asshole.” We believe the Edible Anus can dissolve cultural boundaries of age, race, gender, and class, in an amusing and easily digestible way. Not only are you buying a great present, but you’ll be changing society for the better…one arsehole at a time. We’ve all got one and they are all different!Edible Anus is a brand that is exactly what it sounds like: It makes edible anuses. The company has been around since the mid-2000s and offers edible anuses in white chocolate, dark chocolate, and milk chocolate. Plus, the brand even sells Anus Ale, because why not? (Don't get us started on the limited-edition bronze and silver anuses they're selling, too...)

do-gooders (plural noun) – a well-meaning but unrealistic or interfering philanthropist or reformer.Six rainbow-coloured anus candles with romantic scents. Our Burning Love scented candles include Midnight Blue, Mint Oil, Egyptian Musk, French Rouge, Pina Colada and Passion Fruit. Magnus Irving puts you on some weird table with your anus facing him. He tells you to relax and smile as he pushes your legs above your head and spreads your butt cheeks. Then Magnus pours hot liquid chocolate all over your anus and waits for it to harden.

If you're looking at this version of butthole and thinking "that's a little lowbrow for me," don't worry. You can always get this limited edition bronze (non-edible) anus. The possibilities are endless and delicious! Gift giving just got better with our bundled savings. Save 30% off the cost of all items, and guarantee satisfaction with candles, chocolate, and a cast your own anus kit. The sublime leads the viewer not to persuasion, but to ecstasy. Longinus stresses that transgressive artists are not necessarily shameless fools, even if they take risks that seem “bold, lawless, and original”. Complete liberty promotes spirit and hope. It seems like the chocolate anus idea evolved out of your other work. I think all of my work is a continuous process. Things turn up sort of out of nowhere; I don't question it. I'm not a highly conceptual artist, it just came to me. It's not something I would have chosen to have done for a long time but it led onto other things and I was quite happy with it.Fire your desire and sense the ecstatic, with these bold, hot, and sexy scented candles. Our Burning Love candles are not suitable for S&M play.